I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which is even better.
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
No man is an island; but some are peninsulas.
Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.