I've never had a "hankering" to direct. I can perform, but I can't write on that level. I tend to go off on tangents. Directing also requires a kind of specificity and I don't have it.

Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.

A woman wouldn't make a bomb that kills you. A woman would make a bomb that makes you feel bad for a while. That's why there should be a woman President. There'd never be any wars, just every twenty-eight days there'd be very intense negotiations.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

With mountain biking, it's always that constant thing, negotiating singletrack, which I like, but for a road ride that rhythm is really Buddhist. When you get a good pedal stoke, it's that thing of everything works.

Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.