A lot of celebrities golf because they want to be away. For them it's a chance to get away and be peaceful. For me it's peaceful to ride [cycling].

I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break?

My comedy is like emotional hang-gliding.

I was a serious method actor until I visited this site.

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.

Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go..."All right! Give me the plane or the b*tch loses her cuticle." ?

Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which is even better.