A lot of celebrities golf because they want to be away. For them it's a chance to get away and be peaceful. For me it's peaceful to ride [cycling].

If women ran the world there would be no wars. However every 28 days there would be some very intense negotiations.

Explore an idea until you've exhausted it, really go to all the different parameters of it.

If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you take two?"

We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you

I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.

Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.