A lot of celebrities golf because they want to be away. For them it's a chance to get away and be peaceful. For me it's peaceful to ride [cycling].

We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we're shopper-borrowers.

There's this thing called freebasing. It's not free, it costs you your home. It should be called 'homebasing'.

I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, "My boy's got learnin'!"

The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area ?

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, 'Wow.' Because you have that initial warm feeling going, 'Oh, I remember this'. And your body does, too. And your body goes, 'Yeah, so do I'. Then the demon voice comes, 'Yeah, so do I. You know what would be great? You know we bought a little bottle before? A full bottle would be wonderful'.

Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then.