A lot of celebrities golf because they want to be away. For them it's a chance to get away and be peaceful. For me it's peaceful to ride [cycling].

It is hard to find something where you can go off as much as I do in stand-up, but I think stand-up allows me that freedom where you can really go off and have a good time.

There's no question this is where I want to live. Never has been.

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.

Shooting in New York is the shiznit, if I may be so bold. It was great. New York is a character. People who live here know that.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.