It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you - when he comes down from the mountain and you see he's this man with weaknesses. And you love him as this whole being, not as a figurehead.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

In the dictionary under redundant it says see redundant.

The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.

Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.

Never go to Pluto, it's a Mickey Mouse planet.

There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.