Life is fleeting. And if you're ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day... make a wish and think of me.

Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.

I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.

I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way.

Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...

Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!

I prefer to be handcuffed at home. The idea of voice work to me is great fun, especially when it's a chance to do two different voices.