Life is fleeting. And if you're ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day... make a wish and think of me.

If you want to die, don't make a mistake and not quite kill yourself because the medical bills in America are hideous.

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now

You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running!

I prefer to be handcuffed at home. The idea of voice work to me is great fun, especially when it's a chance to do two different voices.

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.