Life is fleeting. And if you're ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day... make a wish and think of me.

I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate.

It's been a tough year. . . Someone said I should send out Buddhist thank-you cards since Buddhists believe that anything that challenges you makes you pull yourself together.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing.

I want everyone out there in TV land to touch the TV. Touch the back of the TV and get a shock for Jesus.