Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

In the dictionary under redundant it says see redundant.

Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.

I never performed on drugs. That'd be stupid. It's the same thing with athletes. They can't perform when they have cocaine problems.

Women are wonderful. They're amazing creatures. You can never learn enough! They're addicting in the most amazing sense.