You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude

Sometimes, keeping track of people. It's always a weird combination of worrying so much about the outside world, and not... you have to be more aware of the inner circle, the folks that matter.

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!

Friends come in all sizes, take it from me! Golly gee, size doesn't matter, when you want some friendly patter from a pal who is true.

There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.

Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.

After my training wheels, my first real bike was a Schwinn, and my first time out, I rode down a hill, didn’t know how to stop, and ran right into a tree. So, that was a nice experience ... like realizing, oh, there are brakes!