You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude

Make your life spectacular, I know I did.

How much more can you give? Other than, literally, open-heart surgery onstage? Not much. But the only cure you have right now is the honesty of going, this is who you are. I know who I am.

Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!

A place where we all go can't be bad.

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, 'Wow.'

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.