You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude

If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you take two?"

Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother

Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!

A Pentagon official once said the people who would actually push the button probably have never seen a person die. He said the only hope -and it's a strange thought - is if they put the button to launch the nuclear war behind a man's heart. The President, then, with a rusty knife, would have to cut out the man's heart, kill the man, to get to the button.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

It's cheaper to keep her.