We're dealing with fundamentalists... the Amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try and hijack a carriage at needlepoint. And, if you're ever in Amish country and you see a man with his hand buried in a horse's ass, that's a mechanic. Remember that.

You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'

My God, look at the size of this man! Quick! Tell the other villagers we're going back to the boats!

You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. And then you realize, no, actually if you take a break people might be more interested in you.

The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!

You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude

If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing.