It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, 'Wow.' Because you have that initial warm feeling going, 'Oh, I remember this'. And your body does, too. And your body goes, 'Yeah, so do I'. Then the demon voice comes, 'Yeah, so do I. You know what would be great? You know we bought a little bottle before? A full bottle would be wonderful'.

Never go to Pluto, it's a Mickey Mouse planet.

In truth I never really liked any of the heavy drugs, because normally my energy is up when I'm performing, and that's about it. Cocaine is nothing new. It's the pressure, I think. People use it to relieve that, and for me it is about getting numb and forgetting. I have a reverse metabolic reaction to the stuff.

Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.

You'd think all of these "atypical" somethings would add up to a typical something

The French don't have a baseball team. And if they did, there'd only be a left field, and no one would be safe.

I feel like I'm a big human snot.