It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, 'Wow.' Because you have that initial warm feeling going, 'Oh, I remember this'. And your body does, too. And your body goes, 'Yeah, so do I'. Then the demon voice comes, 'Yeah, so do I. You know what would be great? You know we bought a little bottle before? A full bottle would be wonderful'.

If women ran the world there would be no wars. However every 28 days there would be some very intense negotiations.

You have an internal critic, an internal drive that says, 'OK, you can do more.' Maybe that's what keeps you going.

The French don't have a baseball team. And if they did, there'd only be a left field, and no one would be safe.

Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.

On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.