Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.

After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.

I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up.

I enjoy that, and the idea of doing small things over a period of time. I think there are certain things you can do for water control in America, because that will be our most precious resource. In America, you pay more for water than you do for gas.

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don't become stupid!