Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.

If you want to die, don't make a mistake and not quite kill yourself because the medical bills in America are hideous.

If women ran the world there would be no wars. However every 28 days there would be some very intense negotiations.

Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.