Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.

I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.

The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.

Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.

Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why you get a seven-month-old getting a pat down. [Imitates a security officer.] "Check the diapers. They're full."

The only weapon we have is comedy.