Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon.
My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.
My father retired to San Francisco, and I got a chance to know him and be around him. It's always been someplace where everything changed for the better. It's always been a home for me.
I met Jonah Lomu. I never knew how huge he was. I felt like a peasant in a Godzilla movie. 'Quickly! Tell the other villagers! We go now!'