A woman wouldn't make a bomb that kills you. A woman would make a bomb that makes you feel bad for a while. That's why there should be a woman President. There'd never be any wars, just every twenty-eight days there'd be very intense negotiations.

You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running!

Oh, no. To live... to live would be an awfully big adventure.

I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up.

Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.

In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'

It's always great when you want scientific fact to get a really good science fiction writer to talk to you about it.