A woman wouldn't make a bomb that kills you. A woman would make a bomb that makes you feel bad for a while. That's why there should be a woman President. There'd never be any wars, just every twenty-eight days there'd be very intense negotiations.

No man is an island; but some are peninsulas.

It's always great when you want scientific fact to get a really good science fiction writer to talk to you about it.

Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"

Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke.