A woman wouldn't make a bomb that kills you. A woman would make a bomb that makes you feel bad for a while. That's why there should be a woman President. There'd never be any wars, just every twenty-eight days there'd be very intense negotiations.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.

Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.

His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.

I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.