I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up.
Never go to Pluto, it's a Mickey Mouse planet.
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...
Life is fleeting. And if you're ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day... make a wish and think of me.
I have no desire to go anywhere near drugs. People say, "Aren't you tempted?" No, because of the ridiculousness of it.