I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds

There's no question this is where I want to live. Never has been.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude?

If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.

"It's just literally being afraid. And you think, oh, [the alcohol] will ease the fear. And it doesn't." What was he afraid of? "Everything. It's just a general all-round arggghhh. It's fearfulness and anxiety." He added, "For that first week you lie to yourself, and tell yourself you can stop, and then your body kicks back and says, no, stop later. And then it took about three years, and finally you do stop."