I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.

Don't mess with me, man, I'm a lawyer!

My favorite is when you go to Afghanistan and you meet the special forces guys, and they look like these heavily armed surfers. These guys are the best. You see guys dressed as full Afghans, but then wearing a Yankees hat.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

I never performed on drugs. That'd be stupid. It's the same thing with athletes. They can't perform when they have cocaine problems.

To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.

I had one or two steady girlfriends in high school, but then in college, it was three, four... I went crazy. At one point I had three separate girlfriends, running around mad.