Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.

A lot of celebrities golf because they want to be away. For them it's a chance to get away and be peaceful. For me it's peaceful to ride [cycling].

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you

Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.

Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public. Once you step on stage you're licensed to do that. It's an understood relationship. You walk on stage - it's your job.