But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.

I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.

Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult saying "I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award." The other is "You want fries with that?".

Politically, I don't care what party you're from, offer a point of view and let's see what happens and really debate the issues rather than use personal attacks. Really talk about it, talk about immigration, talk about education, talk about pollution.

The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.