But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.

Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.

Sometimes, keeping track of people. It's always a weird combination of worrying so much about the outside world, and not... you have to be more aware of the inner circle, the folks that matter.

Being alone onstage is like legalized insanity.

In California, we are a sixty percent Hispanic state, we elected an Austrian governor. Even old Nazis are going "That's weird."

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.

Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon.