I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate.
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...
Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.
Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.