Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!
The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material
Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks, the spooks, the kikes and all that's going to be left is a couple of brain-dead rednecks.
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Incoming is not the thing you want to hear at Christmas.
The only weapon we have is comedy.