Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.

My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.

The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them

You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. And then you realize, no, actually if you take a break people might be more interested in you.

No man is an island; but some are peninsulas.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.