Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
Along with the Oscars, the Academy is giving out a green card.
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.
You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.