If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing, turn cold, and die.

I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds

Women are wonderful. They're amazing creatures. You can never learn enough! They're addicting in the most amazing sense.

Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke.

Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.