If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which is even better.

Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.

I met Jonah Lomu. I never knew how huge he was. I felt like a peasant in a Godzilla movie. 'Quickly! Tell the other villagers! We go now!'

I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.

You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'

2020. There'll be cold fusion. We'll actually be able to power our cars with our own feces. That's right. The emissions problem will be a little intense, but just light a match.