Dreams don't deal in time. Time doesn't count.
There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
Even when I did my Broadway show, I did 15 minutes no one had seen before, because that was the night that Michael Jackson protested about Al Sharpton bailing on him. I said, "Wow, if that man bails on you, this must be really a lost cause."
I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.
All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you'll fly like me.