I thought I was fooling people. But it's the old thing of 'they say vodka doesn't smell'. No, not until you sweat. And you just lie and lie and you think 'I can deal with this'. And then you finally go, 'No you can't'. And then you give up.

My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorns. If you said anything contrary to her, you were basically exiled.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we're shopper-borrowers.

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever.

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.