I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.

Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.

When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.

All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you'll fly like me.

Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.