Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.

I know size can be daunting but don't be afraid.

They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision - you either go all the way or forget it.

I've never had a "hankering" to direct. I can perform, but I can't write on that level. I tend to go off on tangents. Directing also requires a kind of specificity and I don't have it.