It's been a tough year. . . Someone said I should send out Buddhist thank-you cards since Buddhists believe that anything that challenges you makes you pull yourself together.
Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon.
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.