For a while you get mad, then you get over it.

Make your life spectacular, I know I did.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

It is hard to find something where you can go off as much as I do in stand-up, but I think stand-up allows me that freedom where you can really go off and have a good time.

You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.

My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorns. If you said anything contrary to her, you were basically exiled.

There's this thing called freebasing. It's not free, it costs you your home. It should be called 'homebasing'.