Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.

Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.

I couldn't imagine living the way I used to live. Now people come up to me from the drug days and go, 'Hi, remember me?' And I'm going, 'No, did I have sex with you? Did I take a dump in your tool box?'

Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but they're not. Ah, that's the good stuff!

I just want to do movies, and I want to sell them. I don't want to link up with some product.