I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates where George Washington comes out, starts beating him and is then joined by 70 other members of the Continental Congress. Osama will say, Hey, wait! Where are my 71 virgins? And George will reply It's 71 Virginians, you asshole!

Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude?

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

When I'm riding my bicycle I feel like a Buddhist who is happy just to enjoy his mundane existence

When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, "Robin, you need drugs to live." I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.

I do believe in love; it's wonderful - especially love third time around, it's even more precious; it's kind of amazing.

Improv. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but when it does, it's like open-field running.