It's been a tough year. . . Someone said I should send out Buddhist thank-you cards since Buddhists believe that anything that challenges you makes you pull yourself together.
There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish.
When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.
Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma.
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.