Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish.

Don't mess with me, man, I'm a lawyer!

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.

The idea of having a steady job is appealing.

The human spirit is more powerful than any drug - and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.

But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever.

Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult saying "I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award." The other is "You want fries with that?".