Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.
What's true in our minds is true, whether some people know it or not.
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
Even mistakes can be wonderful.
The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material.
I have no desire to go anywhere near drugs. People say, "Aren't you tempted?" No, because of the ridiculousness of it.