Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now
I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.