The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

There's no question this is where I want to live. Never has been.

To make fun of an administration, to make fun of anything, Mark Twain said, is the last defense of democracy.

Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.

But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.

You appreciate little things, like walks on the beach with a defibrillator.