The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to.

What's my credibility? Why are they looking to me for advice? Isn't there someone more qualified?

There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.

I was in Iraq, Afghanistan, Djibouti, Bahrain. The first year I went pretty much by myself. Then I went with General [Richard] Myers, head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. The shows and audiences were amazing. You'll never get a better group of people.

[when asked about what he was most thankful about]: Being alive. After heart surgery, you dig that part. Breath, family and friends are just amazing. Just to have a second shot is pretty great!

Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.