You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'

You have an internal critic, an internal drive that says, 'OK, you can do more.' Maybe that's what keeps you going.

The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!

I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates where George Washington comes out, starts beating him and is then joined by 70 other members of the Continental Congress. Osama will say, Hey, wait! Where are my 71 virgins? And George will reply It's 71 Virginians, you asshole!

"It's just literally being afraid. And you think, oh, [the alcohol] will ease the fear. And it doesn't." What was he afraid of? "Everything. It's just a general all-round arggghhh. It's fearfulness and anxiety." He added, "For that first week you lie to yourself, and tell yourself you can stop, and then your body kicks back and says, no, stop later. And then it took about three years, and finally you do stop."

Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish.

There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.