You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'

You’ve got to be crazy! It’s too late to be sane, too late. You’ve got to go full tilt bozo... ‘Cause you’re only given a little spark of madness... and if you lose that, you’re nothing

Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.

You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.

I thought I was fooling people. But it's the old thing of 'they say vodka doesn't smell'. No, not until you sweat. And you just lie and lie and you think 'I can deal with this'. And then you finally go, 'No you can't'. And then you give up.

All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you'll fly like me.

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.