You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.

I don't practice anything. I spend time looking over ideas and then just get out and do it.

I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate.

You appreciate little things, like walks on the beach with a defibrillator.

There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.