You look at the world and see how scary it can be sometimes and still try to deal with the fear. Comedy can deal with the fear and still not paralyze you or tell you that it's going away. You say, OK, you got certain choices here, you can laugh at them and then once you've laughed at them and you have expunged the demon, now you can deal with them. That's what I do when I do my act.

My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it's mobile meditation.

If you want to die, don't make a mistake and not quite kill yourself because the medical bills in America are hideous.

Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.

Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.

My father retired to San Francisco, and I got a chance to know him and be around him. It's always been someplace where everything changed for the better. It's always been a home for me.

I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate.