There's a world out there. Open a window, and it's there.
Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Oh, no. To live... to live would be an awfully big adventure.
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.
Never go to Pluto, it's a Mickey Mouse planet.