The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Robin WilliamsTo make fun of an administration, to make fun of anything, Mark Twain said, is the last defense of democracy.
Robin WilliamsEveryone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult saying "I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award." The other is "You want fries with that?".
Robin WilliamsThe entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, 'what's that noise?'
Robin Williams