Carpe per diem - seize the check.
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
Even mistakes can be wonderful.
I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up.
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'