The things we fear the most have already happened to us.

What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven't seen before.

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, 'Wow.' Because you have that initial warm feeling going, 'Oh, I remember this'. And your body does, too. And your body goes, 'Yeah, so do I'. Then the demon voice comes, 'Yeah, so do I. You know what would be great? You know we bought a little bottle before? A full bottle would be wonderful'.

Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult saying "I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award." The other is "You want fries with that?".

Along with the Oscars, the Academy is giving out a green card.

That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved.

What's my credibility? Why are they looking to me for advice? Isn't there someone more qualified?