The things we fear the most have already happened to us.

Canadian money is also called the loony. How can you take an economic crisis seriously?

I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.

I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up.

I'm fascinated by the new iPhone. I bought it and kept trying to use it in France. "Siri, what is a good restaurant?" (In a robotic voice.) "I'm sorry, Robin. I can't give locations in France." "Why, Siri?" "I don't know." It's like she was upset with the French or something. "They seem to have an attitude I can't understand. Should I look for Germans, Robin?"

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.