Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
There are times when life's just real quiet and simple. I sometimes get tired of people saying, "Well, what are you really like?"
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!
My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.