The things we fear the most have already happened to us.

When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in.

It doesn't matter who you are, if you've got the legs, you can hang with them.

Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.

I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

In America, they really do mythologize people when they die.