I'm an Episcopal, which is Catholic Lite. It's like same religion, half the guilt.

There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.

On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.

When you really do find a new idea or you're in and it's all working, that's the gift. It's like a musician when they hit a riff, that's when you're like all right, it's mellow. You back off and just ride it.

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, 'Wow.'