I'm an Episcopal, which is Catholic Lite. It's like same religion, half the guilt.

There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.

Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!

We were romantics. We didn't just read poetry. We let it drip from our tongues like honey. Spirits soared. Women swooned, and gods were created, gentlemen. Not a bad way to spend an evening, eh?

If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there.

I never performed on drugs. That'd be stupid. It's the same thing with athletes. They can't perform when they have cocaine problems.

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them