My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist.
It's the same sex all the time.
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.
After my training wheels, my first real bike was a Schwinn, and my first time out, I rode down a hill, didn’t know how to stop, and ran right into a tree. So, that was a nice experience ... like realizing, oh, there are brakes!
Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something