If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.

They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision - you either go all the way or forget it.

There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.

Being alone onstage is like legalized insanity.

If I asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell.

The idea of the industrial fishing affects everyone. Those factory ships play this game of hit and run with the international fishing limits, and somebody said it's like hunting squirrels with a bulldozer. They pull everything in and they are only looking for certain types of fish and everything else dies and they just throw it back. It's like chumming.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?