If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.

[On creating] And you get that little endorphin buzz, it's great. Why do you think Einstein looked like that? I don't think he was going "You know this is some dynamite weed! It's all relative you know."

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, 'Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.'

Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!

Women have so many levels. There's the physical level, which is a lot of fun. There's this emotional level, which is extremely mercurial.

There's this thing called freebasing. It's not free, it costs you your home. It should be called 'homebasing'.