And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!

My comedy is like emotional hang-gliding.

Explore an idea until you've exhausted it, really go to all the different parameters of it.

A lot of celebrities golf because they want to be away. For them it's a chance to get away and be peaceful. For me it's peaceful to ride [cycling].

There are times when life's just real quiet and simple. I sometimes get tired of people saying, "Well, what are you really like?"

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material