And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!

I have no desire to go anywhere near drugs. People say, "Aren't you tempted?" No, because of the ridiculousness of it.

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.

As intellectual as we think we are, you still trip, we still have human foibles, sexuality, all the different things to still make you aware of your humanity.

Canadian money is also called the loony. How can you take an economic crisis seriously?

I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way.