And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!

I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.

My father retired to San Francisco, and I got a chance to know him and be around him. It's always been someplace where everything changed for the better. It's always been a home for me.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which is even better.

There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.