And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.

You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings.

If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.

We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!