I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.
You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings.
If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!