Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. 'I want it to be the way it was.' But if you continue the way it was there will be no 'is.'

For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out of a deeper, darker side. Maybe it comes from anger, because I'm outraged by cruel absurdities, the hypocrisy that exists everywhere, even within yourself, where it's hardest to see.

They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision - you either go all the way or forget it.

But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.

I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate.

A lot of celebrities golf because they want to be away. For them it's a chance to get away and be peaceful. For me it's peaceful to ride [cycling].

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material