You might say he was one taco short of a combination platter.
There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.
Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother
It doesn't matter who you are, if you've got the legs, you can hang with them.
What's my credibility? Why are they looking to me for advice? Isn't there someone more qualified?
My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorns. If you said anything contrary to her, you were basically exiled.