Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?
Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!
It's cheaper to keep her.
If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing.
When you really do find a new idea or you're in and it's all working, that's the gift. It's like a musician when they hit a riff, that's when you're like all right, it's mellow. You back off and just ride it.