It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you - when he comes down from the mountain and you see he's this man with weaknesses. And you love him as this whole being, not as a figurehead.
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!