One day [when I relapsed] I walked into a store and saw a little bottle of Jack Daniel's. And then that voice - I call it the 'lower power' - goes, 'Hey. Just a taste. Just one.' I drank it, and there was that brief moment of 'Oh, I'm okay!' But it escalated so quickly. Within a week I was buying so many bottles I sounded like a wind chime walking down the street.

Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

If women ran the world there would be no wars. However every 28 days there would be some very intense negotiations.

There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.

I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way.

I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.

Women are wonderful. They're amazing creatures. You can never learn enough! They're addicting in the most amazing sense.