In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'

Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?

On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.

Women are wonderful. They're amazing creatures. You can never learn enough! They're addicting in the most amazing sense.

I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific double bill.

I stopped drinking when I had children because I wanted to be awake and aware. I did not want to be going, you know, daddy loves you and then drop my head on the table. I do not want to miss anything that they do or say. It is important to me.

Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'