I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.

When your spinal cord freezes up, you're vulnerable to everything. But he [Chrestopher Reese] was tough as nails. And he kept a great, kind of dark sense of humor about it, but also was able to accomplish amazing things.

In truth I never really liked any of the heavy drugs, because normally my energy is up when I'm performing, and that's about it. Cocaine is nothing new. It's the pressure, I think. People use it to relieve that, and for me it is about getting numb and forgetting. I have a reverse metabolic reaction to the stuff.

The only weapon we have is comedy.

No man is an island; but some are peninsulas.

Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.