That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved.
A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
You'd think all of these "atypical" somethings would add up to a typical something
Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'