Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

My favorite is when you go to Afghanistan and you meet the special forces guys, and they look like these heavily armed surfers. These guys are the best. You see guys dressed as full Afghans, but then wearing a Yankees hat.

[On creating] And you get that little endorphin buzz, it's great. Why do you think Einstein looked like that? I don't think he was going "You know this is some dynamite weed! It's all relative you know."

My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it's mobile meditation.

I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break?

The human spirit is more powerful than any drug - and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.