Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

My comedy is like emotional hang-gliding.

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.

Never go to Pluto, it's a Mickey Mouse planet.

Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.

My childhood was lonely. Both my parents were away a lot, working, and the maid basically raised me. And I think that's where a lot of my comedy comes from. Not only was the maid very funny and witty, but when my mother came home I'd use humour to try and get her attention. If I made mommy laugh, then maybe everything would be all right. I think that's where it [my comedy] all started.

What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven't seen before.