Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

Please, don't worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.

Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, 'Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.'

I don't practice anything. I spend time looking over ideas and then just get out and do it.

For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out of a deeper, darker side. Maybe it comes from anger, because I'm outraged by cruel absurdities, the hypocrisy that exists everywhere, even within yourself, where it's hardest to see.

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific double bill.