Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums

We were romantics. We didn't just read poetry. We let it drip from our tongues like honey. Spirits soared. Women swooned, and gods were created, gentlemen. Not a bad way to spend an evening, eh?

I had one or two steady girlfriends in high school, but then in college, it was three, four... I went crazy. At one point I had three separate girlfriends, running around mad.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Incoming is not the thing you want to hear at Christmas.

There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.