I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.

I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.

I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.

I stopped drinking when I had children because I wanted to be awake and aware. I did not want to be going, you know, daddy loves you and then drop my head on the table. I do not want to miss anything that they do or say. It is important to me.

The idea of the industrial fishing affects everyone. Those factory ships play this game of hit and run with the international fishing limits, and somebody said it's like hunting squirrels with a bulldozer. They pull everything in and they are only looking for certain types of fish and everything else dies and they just throw it back. It's like chumming.

Friends come in all sizes, take it from me! Golly gee, size doesn't matter, when you want some friendly patter from a pal who is true.