Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
I've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience.
Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.
If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing.
What's true in our minds is true, whether some people know it or not.
You appreciate little things, like walks on the beach with a defibrillator.