Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother

We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorns. If you said anything contrary to her, you were basically exiled.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

My preference is live performance. Because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like that. You know, musicians need it, comedians definitely need it. It doesn't matter what size and what club, whether it's 30 people in the club or 2,000 in a hall or a theater. It's live, it's symbiotic, you need it.

If women ran the world there would be no wars. However every 28 days there would be some very intense negotiations.