Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother

You have an internal critic, an internal drive that says, 'OK, you can do more.' Maybe that's what keeps you going.

You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.

Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish.

Be prepared for luck.

It's been a tough year. . . Someone said I should send out Buddhist thank-you cards since Buddhists believe that anything that challenges you makes you pull yourself together.

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees?