Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother

You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.

After my training wheels, my first real bike was a Schwinn, and my first time out, I rode down a hill, didn’t know how to stop, and ran right into a tree. So, that was a nice experience ... like realizing, oh, there are brakes!

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, "My boy's got learnin'!"

Women are incredibly intuitive. If anybody on the planet is going to evolve to the next level, that telekinetic thing, women will.

The truth is, if anything, I'm probably addicted to laughter.