Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which is even better.

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.

There are times when life's just real quiet and simple. I sometimes get tired of people saying, "Well, what are you really like?"

I was a serious method actor until I visited this site.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them