Even when I did my Broadway show, I did 15 minutes no one had seen before, because that was the night that Michael Jackson protested about Al Sharpton bailing on him. I said, "Wow, if that man bails on you, this must be really a lost cause."

I was a serious method actor until I visited this site.

On rides you see things that trigger ideas. And most the time it's just not doing anything but riding ... letting it all go.

Compassionate conservative, that's like having a gun rack on a Volvo.

I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way.

It's the same sex all the time.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.