Even when I did my Broadway show, I did 15 minutes no one had seen before, because that was the night that Michael Jackson protested about Al Sharpton bailing on him. I said, "Wow, if that man bails on you, this must be really a lost cause."

My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it's mobile meditation.

There are times when life's just real quiet and simple. I sometimes get tired of people saying, "Well, what are you really like?"

Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes

There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.