My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it's mobile meditation.

I think it's great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal.

Jamie Kilstein is amazing and I will be spreading the word. He has the spark that energized my conscience. We need more comedians kicking it hard the way he does every night

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, "My boy's got learnin'!"

Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the language, if cocksucker offends you, then turn it off.

But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.