I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people.

The French don't have a baseball team. And if they did, there'd only be a left field, and no one would be safe.

For a while you get mad, then you get over it.

I feel like I'm a big human snot.

What's my credibility? Why are they looking to me for advice? Isn't there someone more qualified?

[On creating] And you get that little endorphin buzz, it's great. Why do you think Einstein looked like that? I don't think he was going "You know this is some dynamite weed! It's all relative you know."

Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.