A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.

Before the Web, there was just one guy running around saying 'I KNOW!'

In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'

I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.

On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.

A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.