A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.

I got to ninth grade and there was wrestling, and I went, 'Wait a minute, this is fun.' Basically, it was a chance for a small kid like me to get a chance to wail on another small kid. I went, 'I love this.' The discipline of it was great. Plus, I really started to be good at it.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.

The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.