A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.

I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.

Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Oh, no. To live... to live would be an awfully big adventure.

Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

After my training wheels, my first real bike was a Schwinn, and my first time out, I rode down a hill, didn’t know how to stop, and ran right into a tree. So, that was a nice experience ... like realizing, oh, there are brakes!