Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, 'Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.'
Robin WilliamsFriends come in all sizes, take it from me! Golly gee, size doesn't matter, when you want some friendly patter from a pal who is true.
Robin WilliamsThe human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area ?
Robin WilliamsIt was kind of a decompression - from straight alcohol to mixed drinks to wine to spritzers - and then you're out.
Robin WilliamsHere's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception. Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, OK, it'll be gone.
Robin Williams